Alone?

Some things in life just have to be shared with people of the opposite sex, besides the actual act of having sex, I mean.

The 1st of February is City Day, and there's going to be countdowns, parties and fireworks at the beaches. Of course all countdowns and parties would be fantastic with a crowd of friends with you, but it'd be extra special to have a boyfriend/girlfriend watch those fireworks with you.

Valentine's Day is coming too, on the 14th of February for those who are (still)cluless. I'd have to spend that day wandering the streets alone I guess, singing 你不在 to an invisible valentine, because I would rather spend the day alone than with guys if I can't find any girl who would go out with me. I'm single, not gay, and St. Valentine isn't gay either! I think.

Instead of having candlelight dinners, how about we go set up a bonfire? At the neighbourhood petrol-station. That way, we would have our very own fireworks show that we could share with the whole city, maybe any prospective valentine. It'll just be the same as watching fireworks together! How romantic, huh? HUH?! Moreover it'll be an event that's going to be announced in news reports throughout the whole world!

"Madman blows town apart on Valentine's Day"

Being single is getting to my head. I apologize if I scared you, and please do not report me to local authorities.

Yet.

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OR ELSE!!!