Very tired ah... very sleepy... Recently pop up many many pimples, eyering also growing increasingly black, hair also curl liao, getting thinner... I'm becoming a monster!!
My dad came over to my place to sleep the last few days... so paisey, my room like rubbish dump so messy, things anyhow throw, dirty clothes all over the floor... Who could've expected that after he came my room became even messier!! Its my mess X2!!! My God! His clothes also anyhow throw! Blanket also dun fold! Finish eating maggi cup dun throw away! Bring so many gua ji to eat n smoke in the room!!! Argh!!! I'm not getting enough sleep, not used to sleeping in the same bed with a guy. I'd prefer if it were a girl...
Hope that peace come to his house once again so that he can go back and live his blissful live with his crazy girlfriend... Bitch!
I kinda like it when people look at me with admiration over my looking good, makes me feel good too, maybe I should try getting into modelling. But I gotta build up my body mass 1st, nobody likes a skinny monkey. (...except probably japanese mangakas)
I don't understand why I can't attract proper girls? Its like... every girl that tries to hit on me has some serious defect: Pockmarks, rotten and disfigured teeth, giant mutated body, speaks some language I don't understand, psychopathic, doesn't eat normal food, smokes, clubs, likes to flirt with everybody, demands lots of stuff when I don't even know her, etc etc...
I mean, where have all the normal looking 1s gone to? It goes to show people my age can't afford to be single as everybody else has been taken up by others. What's left are the mutants. Shit, maybe I'm 1 of them mutated species, that's why I don't grow fats. I don't even shit the amount I eat. Its 1 of Earth's greatest mystery: Where has all the food gone to? Answer: Henry ate it all and magically teleported it via his genetically evolved black-hole/stomach-thingy to some distant barren planet, where the inhabitants are kneeling down and singing praise and worship to some funny God who's raining down digested food 3-4 times a day regularly at meal-times.
I missed Singapore's National day, totally forgot about it... Big deal. Singapore doesn't celebrate My birthday either.
Jay Chow's Secret was incredible! I loved the scenes, the music, Kwai Lan Mei's acting, the story, the humour... There was a tinge of heartbreaking romance that finally bloomed into this happily ever after for our lovers. Too bad for papa though. Totally didn't think about his poor old father, that bastard. Made me feel like watching it again =)
If only I were as talented as Jay chow, I mean, look at his fingers fly! He could be KOF champion every year if he took part. I bet he could dig his nose so fast that nobody would notice he did it in public.
Ok la, TTFN, ta ta for now! Nothing more to say. Bye!
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