Cheering up

In an effort to cheer up my despondent blog, I set out on a mission to find the funniest stories I have ever read before to present on it. This is one of them:

I am a boy

I am a boy. Boy is Boy. Girl is girl but I am not a girl. Why I am not a girl is because I am a boy. A very good boy. I have a sister and three parents. Two mothers and one father. They are mad people and I am their mad child. We are all mad.

When they are old, I am hoping that they have earned a lot of money by then. Money is money. Not money is not money. Money is good so I like money. When they are old they will not need so much money so I can take all their money and use.

Because of my three parents, there are more of them to take care of each other. I can then go and use all their money as they do not need the money. They can go and play chess or sing songs together.

Looking outside my window, got bird, got boy. Boy eat bird, bird die. I see a rainbow outside. It is colorful. I am happy because it is very beautiful. I see children playing with balls outside. All kind of balls. Football, basketball, baseball, ballball.

My mom and dad come into my room and sit beside me on my bed. They look outside the window too. My mom is sitting on my right and my dad is sitting on my left. They are very happy that I am happy. Suddenly, some sparrows flew past. Our family dog then jumped out of the window to catch some birds.

Our dog is a very active dog. He eats a lot. He is and active dog who eats a lot. This is why he is active. However, he is not a very clever dog because he is mad. When he jumped out of the window to catch the birds, he forgot that our family lives on the twenty fifth floor. Dog die. Me sad.

This is a bad day for me looking outside the window because I am sad. I am sad because my parents just bought the dog yesterday. We are sad. Suddenly an aeroplane flies past the window. We forgot about our dog and are very surprised because we have never seen an aeroplane before. As a result, we are happy because the aeroplane is exciting.

My mom is talking to me, but I continue looking out the window. She screams, but I cannot hear her. I am deaf because of the large sound from the aeroplane. We are sad again, but happy because the rainbow is still in the sky.

This is an exciting day outside my window.

The End.

                                                                              

What, I didn't say they were coherent or grammatically correct stories, did I?