Friday, April 18, 2008

Ulcers

How many times can a person bite his own lips? By accident, of course. I mean, how did I even manage to bite my own lip in the 1st place? Do I have such protruding teeth? (the answer is no for those who were wondering, I have teeth implants of dead supermodels.) Do I have such thick and juicy lips? (again, the answer here is no, and the winners of this category are still Hsu Qi and Angelina Jolie. Wonder if they bite their lips by accident as often as I do.)



I can't remember how many times I've bitten my lips on the same spot over these years, over and over again.



Soon, my friends, you'll be seeing Henry with an extra hole on his face. Maybe I should stock up on handyplast now, before nuclear war erupts in the middle-east and they run out of stock.

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